In this post, I will present two proposals for increasing the fertility rate—one tailored for communist states and the other for capitalist states.

A fly is in my room. When did it enter my room? I don’t know. How did it enter my room? I don’t know. Why did it enter my room? I don’t know. What is it fucking doing in my room? I don’t have a fucking idea. But it is in my room, circling, buzzing, and annoying.